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Woman merges with pleather sofa
8+ hour ago (500+ words) HEATWAVE temperatures have made a woman become a single entity with her ‘pleather’ sofa. After weeks of noticing her skin stick to her fake leather sofa, the latest bout of hot weather finally caused Joanna Kramer’s sweaty body to sink…...
Wireless Festival offers refunds of similar Nazi value
4+ mon, 1+ week ago (257+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash… THE sight of a single takeout pizza van has caused villagers to think their town is now on a par with London, it has emerged. Having grown accustomed to…...
Downsizing parent bringing you anything charity shops won't take
4+ mon, 1+ week ago (270+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash… A MOTHER moving to a smaller house is offloading tons of useless shite on her adult children rather than take it to the tip. Helen Archer, aged 62, no longer…...